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    July 15

    Lost in Translation

    上班的日子又汹涌而来。再美好的早晨,只要挤在高峰段的公交车上,也只能龌龊地维持一个钢管舞娘的姿势,抓着一根杆子死不放手,身体却歪歪扭扭跟丢了魂似的,恨不得一个筋斗翻上去凌空倒挂在杆子上。
     
    公车上的谩骂声也大抵发自于女人,为的也无非是些你踩了我的脚,我挤了你的包。直到千回百转地跑出乌泱乌泱的地铁站,才觉得新的一天有点希望。
     
    每次站在单位的门前我总有种时光倒错的感觉。可是这个人员流动性过剩的地方早就进行了乾坤大挪移,变得物非人也非。没有一个角落容得下记忆的尾巴藏藏身。
     
    进了门、领了任务,立刻就的飞奔到楼上的大平台投入一天的工作。新楼的气派相当震人,两层的大平台形成一个微型的复式楼,上上下下十分方便。一眼望去,楼上楼下浩浩荡荡成百上千的记者脑袋都暴露在公众的视野中,惊悚归惊悚,却总觉得聚不了气。
     
    人总觉得英文记者的活好干,只要语言不错,随便坐那翻翻稿,一天的活就对付下来。殊不知啊,我天国上朝的新闻稿总是充斥着模棱两可、言辞暧昧的新闻信息。再加上如天书般难懂的领导发言稿。本来两句话就能概括下来的东西,经常车轱辘转啊转啊转TM到3000句。我们还都得一字不落的翻。再加上有些前方记者喜欢运用意识流式的语言,一篇文字看下来,整个不知道他TM的到底想表达个啥。最终导致每天的工作有一大部分是在做中文阅读理解,还得为了新闻准点播出而马不停蹄地赶。
     
    没办法,谁让咱还得在国际上继续争夺话语权,以与猖狂的藏独疆独以及其它个什么独做斗争呢?CNN还使劲想在那儿把中国、朝鲜和伊拉克划分到邪恶轴心的小阵营中去,基地组织已经放话要为“新疆人民”报仇了。
     
    同志们,前路凶险啊!

    Comments (8)

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    Xiao Liwrote:
    下次你就将那些2999句的废话用一个括号代替(nonsense)

    唉,中国既要做邪恶轴心的代表对抗正义联盟,还要和正义联盟一起对抗基地组织,中国容易嘛!

    不过话又说过来,好像和西方有敌意的国家都和中国交好,这个也是比较XX的。
    Sept. 10
    啊?美女,你已经回国啦?好快哦,感觉你的工作很有挑战性的。我有一个初中同学现在也在新华社工作。。很有前途,呵呵
    July 20
    Wei Miraclewrote:
    TRANSLATION 苦活啊
    July 19
    洁 朱wrote:
    呵呵,现在在哪工作呢?才女哦,将来的金牌记者啊~
    July 17
    Xinranwrote:
    已经回国工作啦?很久不见你上MSN了
    July 16
    不混悉尼了?
    July 16
    Kaywrote:
    不过大单位还是待遇好啊!
    July 16
    Li Cindywrote:
    赶紧买车赶紧买车~我要第一个暖车!
    July 15

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